Discuss your bowel movements here and give tips to other users for improving intestinal health. We are poopmaxxing in 2025. Low-wipe poops only.
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Sectionalism said:
Discuss your bowel movements here and give tips to other users for improving intestinal health. We are poopmaxxing in 2025. Low-wipe poops only.
I pooped yesterday
I painted my porcelain slave with a new coat of brown glaze. I be shitting and farting and desecrating what tiny little chunk hands spent time crafting.
Sillyfield said:
I painted my porcelain slave with a new coat of brown glaze. I be shitting and farting and desecrating what tiny little chunk hands spent time crafting.
Simply epic.
I used to have an awesome two-dollar Grim Reaper sticker on my toilet seat. When the glue wore off and I had to toss it, the pattern Hiroshima Shadowed itself onto the porcelain and remained there until I replaced it. Every houseguest HATED it and would rather use any other bathroom because of the remnants of the Reaper.
Protip: DON'T EAT A LOT OF SHELLED FOODS IN ONE SITTING!
one time i wiped and there was blood. i didn't poop that day and just wiped because my ass was sweaty and it felt gross, so my mom suggested i was constipated with a poop so big it tore a bit if my anus. I felt like an indo-european warrior that day, as she connected it to me constantly drinking milk which for some reason made it feel rewarding. She was wrong though, my anus was fine and it was something else bleeding
Poop and niggers dying
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Sometimes my butthole feels sticky but when I check it there’s nothing, is this normal?
I did a big poop the other day.
I had Italian sausage with onions and peppers yesterday and woke up 6 in the morning to gag into the trash can and poop diarrhea all while in extreme pain on the toilet. I fought so much for Italy so how could Italian food do this to me?!
I had diarrhea today, my stomach hurt and my booty burned, liquid caca was experienced.
PETRIXXX said:
one time i wiped and there was blood. i didn't poop that day and just wiped because my ass was sweaty and it felt gross, so my mom suggested i was constipated with a poop so big it tore a bit if my anus. I felt like an indo-european warrior that day, as she connected it to me constantly drinking milk which for some reason made it feel rewarding. She was wrong though, my anus was fine and it was something else bleeding
Butthole shaving accident?
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