I tried posting this on iFunny but it didn't post. Is this due to teh automod?
If automod catches anything with "rape" in it, no matter what preceding letters are present, it always blackholes or autogunts it. That being said, someone should make a wiki page here of all the words and phrases iFunny banned since a lot isn't common knowledge.
Honestly we should enslave 95% of the US population and the remaining 5% should have absoute totalitarian control over all aspects of the country (you guys are in the 5% so don't worry).
Good morrow, fair 'eens, I have pondered much of late upon departing this our sharty in the month of September. The chief cause is mine own journey unto the university, yet moreover do I perceive this noble realm falling into decay, and waxing like unto another 4cuck of base repute. Ere thou brand me a melancholy knave or prophet of doom, suffer me to unfold the grievous ills that do presently rot this place, and which the jannies (those watchful guardians) will not mend nor yet address:
I.NAS/Jaks bereft of all original wit — naught but stale lures to bait the good folk and kindle rage most foul. The lewd and wanton Ongezellig pornography, yea, and all manner of ribaldry upon the booru (and sometimes even here upon these boards). This site, they say, is meet for youths of sixteen summers, yet are they exposed to jests of interracial carnality most vile. Verily, 'tis EPI in full measure, and most especially that ongezellig filth from the year of our Lord 2023 upon the booru.
II.The hype train lieth cold and dead. No merry excitement stirreth for events (thanks be to slothful managers), no worthy raids are mounted, and all is given to doxxing of base nobodies who are not even numbered among the true pedos. Even when they be such paltry souls, the raids are of wretched quality, lacking all unity — some do spam most horrid gore whilst others cry out against it, breeding bitter infighting. And lo, the very same that spew forth gore are they that do cause raids to burn swift and perish.
III.The lords and owners of this domain do neglect it sore. Since Froot departed his stewardship, he hath brought in a new fellowship of mods who hide their faces like cowards in shadow. This cult of nameless personalities lacketh all humanity — none knoweth who these new jannies be, and ever do they add and remove boards that none doth use. The old proclamations and advertisements for those forsaken boards yet linger, though the boards themselves be cast into oblivion.
IV.Namefags abound. Most of them sow discord and strife, dragging their petty quarrels into boards unconcerned, and the jannies suffer it, though namefagging and avatarfagging stand forbidden by ancient decree. Behold, examples: Jo L and Protopoopy.
V.Scant community spirit cometh from jannies or managers — they ask not the good users to fashion banners or themes, whereby creativity is stifled and withereth away.
VI.Deeds most illegal and perilous. Doxxing is one matter, yet to assail a water plant in Canada or to threaten bombing upon the constables of the UK — these cross every bound of honour and do but summon the dread gaze of federal powers. The more such follies multiply, the swifter shall our sharty be torn asunder and cast down.
These, good 'eens, be the plagues I would lay bare concerning this our fellowship. On mine own part, I confess this website doth rot mine brain. All that was to be learned here have I gathered, and naught new or wondrous springeth forth. I have but newly attained mine nineteenth year, and fain would I turn mine eyes to brighter prospects, to live with hope and purpose, rather than to waste away upon the Bald man with glasses his domain. Yet let me render humble thanks unto all ye 'eens, unto every thread, and unto all the merry sport and revelry we have shared. For me, alas, this chapter draweth to its close. Fare thee well, and may fortune smile upon thee.
It's been years since this video was first posted, and I still haven't been able to make it to the end yet. This is the LiveLeak "holding a live firework until it explodes" equivalent of embarrassing yourself in public.
It's been years since this video was first posted, and I still haven't been able to make it to the end yet. This is the LiveLeak "holding a live firework until it explodes" equivalent of embarrassing yourself in public.
>Steam It depends >roblox 2006-2016 Trvke but 2017-18 was ok imo (went shit since the 2020s) >GTA Fuck yeah >Sharty before common bait Fuck yeah >Doom Fuck yeah >old SMG4 Fuck yeah >Old Call of Duty games Fuck yeah >Castle Crashers Fuck yeah (used the same music as Geometry Dash which is keyed) >Swa Fuck yeah >Windows before 11 Fuck yeah, fuck Microsoft for shutting down 10 >Math Fuck no and yeah (boring but helpful) >American Psycho Fuck yeah >Half-Life Fuck yeah >SSB Fuck yeah >Old Minecraft Fuck yeah (Notch deserves justice) >Etc. Idk
>Deus ex Ive played the og and its good >American psycho Its good >Ublock Based >1984 Critique of authoritarianism from a leftists pov. Brimstone >Old COD World at war is gemmy >Math Im not good at math but I see ifts usefulness >GTA IV Gemmy >Gta VC&SA Gemstones >The poopy If subcons and latam operated a website >Old windows Vantawhite >Goat sim Gem >Old MC Sublime >Templeos Gem >Swa Gemmy
>Dark Souls (1-3) Keyed. >Steam It depends but old Valve was keyed. >Deus Ex Never played it but I heard it's gemmy so keyed. >Ublock Origin Marge... >1984 It's brimstone. >Old GTA Keyed. >Old Clitty Trvke albeit the snarky was starting to go downhill as far back a Soot. >C++ Keyed. >Age of Empires Keyed. >Old COD ABSOLUTE VANTAWHITE ARYAN GEMERALD DIRECTLY FROM THE PONTIC STEPPE! >Sniper Elite 3 IDK anything about Sniper Elite but it looks keyed. >Homestar Runner Maybe gem? IDK. >Pre 11 Windows Keyed (only autistic people hate Windows 10 it was keyed) >Linux Mint Keyed (only good Linux distro BTW, if that matters) >American Psycho Keyed. >ARK: Survival Evolved Keyed. >Doom Keyed. >Math Keyed because I want to get better at it. >SSB Up to Brawl TRVKE because Ultimate sucks doebeit Melee is for diddybluds. >Half Life Keyed. >Whatever that triangle thing is Marge... >TempleOS Keyed. >7 Days to Die Looks keyed. >Castle Crashers Keyed. >Old SMG4 Keyed. >Old Minecraft Keyed (#RapeGerg) >Old iFunny Keyed. >Kerbal Space Program Keyed. >Manhunt Keyed. >Goat Simulator Keyed. >Max Payne Keyed. >Old 'Blox Keyed. >$WAbooru THE MOST VANTAWHITE, PRISTINE, ARYAN KEYEDERALD FORGE BY HITLER HIMSELF IN THE GREAT REALM OF AGARTHABOREA!!!!!!
>Dark Souls (1-3) Keyed. >Steam It depends but old Valve was keyed. >Deus Ex Never played it but I heard it's gemmy so keyed. >Ublock Origin Marge... >1984 It's brimstone. >Old GTA Keyed. >Old Clitty Trvke albeit the snarky was starting to go downhill as far back a Soot. >C++ Keyed. >Age of Empires Keyed. >Old COD ABSOLUTE VANTAWHITE ARYAN GEMERALD DIRECTLY FROM THE PONTIC STEPPE! >Sniper Elite 3 IDK anything about Sniper Elite but it looks keyed. >Homestar Runner Maybe gem? IDK. >Pre 11 Windows Keyed (only autistic people hate Windows 10 it was keyed) >Linux Mint Keyed (only good Linux distro BTW, if that matters) >American Psycho Keyed. >ARK: Survival Evolved Keyed. >Doom Keyed. >Math Keyed because I want to get better at it. >SSB Up to Brawl TRVKE because Ultimate sucks doebeit Melee is for diddybluds. >Half Life Keyed. >Whatever that triangle thing is Marge... >TempleOS Keyed. >7 Days to Die Looks keyed. >Castle Crashers Keyed. >Old SMG4 Keyed. >Old Minecraft Keyed (#RapeGerg) >Old iFunny Keyed. >Kerbal Space Program Keyed. >Manhunt Keyed. >Goat Simulator Keyed. >Max Payne Keyed. >Old 'Blox Keyed. >$WAbooru THE MOST VANTAWHITE, PRISTINE, ARYAN KEYEDERALD FORGE BY HITLER HIMSELF IN THE GREAT REALM OF AGARTHABOREA!!!!!!