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xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

I tried posting this on iFunny but it didn't post. Is this due to teh automod?

If automod catches anything with "rape" in it, no matter what preceding letters are present, it always blackholes or autogunts it. That being said, someone should make a wiki page here of all the words and phrases iFunny banned since a lot isn't common knowledge.

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    Good morrow, fair 'eens,
    I have pondered much of late upon departing this our sharty in the month of September. The chief cause is mine own journey unto the university, yet moreover do I perceive this noble realm falling into decay, and waxing like unto another 4cuck of base repute. Ere thou brand me a melancholy knave or prophet of doom, suffer me to unfold the grievous ills that do presently rot this place, and which the jannies (those watchful guardians) will not mend nor yet address:

    I.NAS/Jaks bereft of all original wit — naught but stale lures to bait the good folk and kindle rage most foul.
    The lewd and wanton Ongezellig pornography, yea, and all manner of ribaldry upon the booru (and sometimes even here upon these boards). This site, they say, is meet for youths of sixteen summers, yet are they exposed to jests of interracial carnality most vile. Verily, 'tis EPI in full measure, and most especially that ongezellig filth from the year of our Lord 2023 upon the booru.

    II.The hype train lieth cold and dead. No merry excitement stirreth for events (thanks be to slothful managers), no worthy raids are mounted, and all is given to doxxing of base nobodies who are not even numbered among the true pedos. Even when they be such paltry souls, the raids are of wretched quality, lacking all unity — some do spam most horrid gore whilst others cry out against it, breeding bitter infighting. And lo, the very same that spew forth gore are they that do cause raids to burn swift and perish.

    III.The lords and owners of this domain do neglect it sore. Since Froot departed his stewardship, he hath brought in a new fellowship of mods who hide their faces like cowards in shadow. This cult of nameless personalities lacketh all humanity — none knoweth who these new jannies be, and ever do they add and remove boards that none doth use. The old proclamations and advertisements for those forsaken boards yet linger, though the boards themselves be cast into oblivion.

    IV.Namefags abound. Most of them sow discord and strife, dragging their petty quarrels into boards unconcerned, and the jannies suffer it, though namefagging and avatarfagging stand forbidden by ancient decree. Behold, examples: Jo L and Protopoopy.

    V.Scant community spirit cometh from jannies or managers — they ask not the good users to fashion banners or themes, whereby creativity is stifled and withereth away.

    VI.Deeds most illegal and perilous. Doxxing is one matter, yet to assail a water plant in Canada or to threaten bombing upon the constables of the UK — these cross every bound of honour and do but summon the dread gaze of federal powers. The more such follies multiply, the swifter shall our sharty be torn asunder and cast down.

    These, good 'eens, be the plagues I would lay bare concerning this our fellowship. On mine own part, I confess this website doth rot mine brain. All that was to be learned here have I gathered, and naught new or wondrous springeth forth. I have but newly attained mine nineteenth year, and fain would I turn mine eyes to brighter prospects, to live with hope and purpose, rather than to waste away upon the Bald man with glasses his domain.
    Yet let me render humble thanks unto all ye 'eens, unto every thread, and unto all the merry sport and revelry we have shared. For me, alas, this chapter draweth to its close.
    Fare thee well, and may fortune smile upon thee.

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    Homer said:

    When amerikkkuck curses Vishnu but refuses to curse donal trump and his sister onlygan

    यह बिल्कुल सच है! अमेरिका के लोग महिलाओं के साथ सेक्स नहीं कर सकते, सिर्फ़ पुरुषों के साथ! 😂😂😂😂😂

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    TeeThingus_Bonemantics said:

    It's been years since this video was first posted, and I still haven't been able to make it to the end yet. This is the LiveLeak "holding a live firework until it explodes" equivalent of embarrassing yourself in public.

    Best part? This isn't even the full video.

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    >Steam
    It depends
    >roblox 2006-2016
    Trvke but 2017-18 was ok imo (went shit since the 2020s)
    >GTA
    Fuck yeah
    >Sharty before common bait
    Fuck yeah
    >Doom
    Fuck yeah
    >old SMG4
    Fuck yeah
    >Old Call of Duty games
    Fuck yeah
    >Castle Crashers
    Fuck yeah (used the same music as Geometry Dash which is keyed)
    >Swa
    Fuck yeah
    >Windows before 11
    Fuck yeah, fuck Microsoft for shutting down 10
    >Math
    Fuck no and yeah (boring but helpful)
    >American Psycho
    Fuck yeah
    >Half-Life
    Fuck yeah
    >SSB
    Fuck yeah
    >Old Minecraft
    Fuck yeah (Notch deserves justice)
    >Etc.
    Idk

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    >Deus ex
    Ive played the og and its good
    >American psycho
    Its good
    >Ublock
    Based
    >1984
    Critique of authoritarianism from a leftists pov. Brimstone
    >Old COD
    World at war is gemmy
    >Math
    Im not good at math but I see ifts usefulness
    >GTA IV
    Gemmy
    >Gta VC&SA
    Gemstones
    >The poopy
    If subcons and latam operated a website
    >Old windows
    Vantawhite
    >Goat sim
    Gem
    >Old MC
    Sublime
    >Templeos
    Gem
    >Swa
    Gemmy

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    >Dark Souls (1-3)
    Keyed.
    >Steam
    It depends but old Valve was keyed.
    >Deus Ex
    Never played it but I heard it's gemmy so keyed.
    >Ublock Origin
    Marge...
    >1984
    It's brimstone.
    >Old GTA
    Keyed.
    >Old Clitty
    Trvke albeit the snarky was starting to go downhill as far back a Soot.
    >C++
    Keyed.
    >Age of Empires
    Keyed.
    >Old COD
    ABSOLUTE VANTAWHITE ARYAN GEMERALD DIRECTLY FROM THE PONTIC STEPPE!
    >Sniper Elite 3
    IDK anything about Sniper Elite but it looks keyed.
    >Homestar Runner
    Maybe gem? IDK.
    >Pre 11 Windows
    Keyed (only autistic people hate Windows 10 it was keyed)
    >Linux Mint
    Keyed (only good Linux distro BTW, if that matters)
    >American Psycho
    Keyed.
    >ARK: Survival Evolved
    Keyed.
    >Doom
    Keyed.
    >Math
    Keyed because I want to get better at it.
    >SSB Up to Brawl
    TRVKE because Ultimate sucks doebeit Melee is for diddybluds.
    >Half Life
    Keyed.
    >Whatever that triangle thing is
    Marge...
    >TempleOS
    Keyed.
    >7 Days to Die
    Looks keyed.
    >Castle Crashers
    Keyed.
    >Old SMG4
    Keyed.
    >Old Minecraft
    Keyed (#RapeGerg)
    >Old iFunny
    Keyed.
    >Kerbal Space Program
    Keyed.
    >Manhunt
    Keyed.
    >Goat Simulator
    Keyed.
    >Max Payne
    Keyed.
    >Old 'Blox
    Keyed.
    >$WAbooru
    THE MOST VANTAWHITE, PRISTINE, ARYAN KEYEDERALD FORGE BY HITLER HIMSELF IN THE GREAT REALM OF AGARTHABOREA!!!!!!

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    xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

    >Dark Souls (1-3)
    Keyed.
    >Steam
    It depends but old Valve was keyed.
    >Deus Ex
    Never played it but I heard it's gemmy so keyed.
    >Ublock Origin
    Marge...
    >1984
    It's brimstone.
    >Old GTA
    Keyed.
    >Old Clitty
    Trvke albeit the snarky was starting to go downhill as far back a Soot.
    >C++
    Keyed.
    >Age of Empires
    Keyed.
    >Old COD
    ABSOLUTE VANTAWHITE ARYAN GEMERALD DIRECTLY FROM THE PONTIC STEPPE!
    >Sniper Elite 3
    IDK anything about Sniper Elite but it looks keyed.
    >Homestar Runner
    Maybe gem? IDK.
    >Pre 11 Windows
    Keyed (only autistic people hate Windows 10 it was keyed)
    >Linux Mint
    Keyed (only good Linux distro BTW, if that matters)
    >American Psycho
    Keyed.
    >ARK: Survival Evolved
    Keyed.
    >Doom
    Keyed.
    >Math
    Keyed because I want to get better at it.
    >SSB Up to Brawl
    TRVKE because Ultimate sucks doebeit Melee is for diddybluds.
    >Half Life
    Keyed.
    >Whatever that triangle thing is
    Marge...
    >TempleOS
    Keyed.
    >7 Days to Die
    Looks keyed.
    >Castle Crashers
    Keyed.
    >Old SMG4
    Keyed.
    >Old Minecraft
    Keyed (#RapeGerg)
    >Old iFunny
    Keyed.
    >Kerbal Space Program
    Keyed.
    >Manhunt
    Keyed.
    >Goat Simulator
    Keyed.
    >Max Payne
    Keyed.
    >Old 'Blox
    Keyed.
    >$WAbooru
    THE MOST VANTAWHITE, PRISTINE, ARYAN KEYEDERALD FORGE BY HITLER HIMSELF IN THE GREAT REALM OF AGARTHABOREA!!!!!!

    Also add the pre-343 Halo games.

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    KeKino said:

    Same kind of faggots who will shit on you for liking skibidi toilet, 67, and Italian brainrot btw

    All gems except for 67 which is iron. (I think it's funny sometimes but not as good as the other two, but it's harmless and makes xittertroons dilate)

    Updated

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    6gazillionbraps said:

    Is the TV guy supposed to be some character from the Disgusting Pedo Circus?

    I just looked up "SMG4 cast" and found that TV guy, apparently he's frkm nu-SMG4 but since nu-SMG4 is goyslop he does 100% look like a TADC character.

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    TitanTVMan said:

    I just looked up "SMG4 cast" and found that TV guy, apparently he's frkm nu-SMG4 but since nu-SMG4 is goyslop he does 100% look like a TADC character.

    Makes sense i guess because they're both made by A slop company Bitch Brapductions

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    ChrisCrossGriffin said:

    Aren't you the guy who created mexiaryan?

    Yes I am the original creator (for the proto-type, not the modern one)

    xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

    I think he did, yeah.
    @KeKino Are you aware of what you have brought onto the SoySphere?

    Yes, I am proud that my creation had technically became famous. And I miss those days

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