Since the new tech is gonna become cloud AI spyware, and old game consoles are deteriorating from age, I have new ideas on how 2 preserve them
Gameboy 64: Gameboy Advance, where the cartridge slot is moved to the bottom and a second slot for Nintendo 64 is added. A button is added so you can switch between the two. Also compatible with Gameboy and Gameboy Color
Ultra DS: Fat DS that can fit a UMD slot for PSP games. Also compatible with the GameBoy lineage.
Xbox Laptop: Windows 7 laptop that has a disk drive, controller ports & HDMI cable so you can use it as an Xbox 360 (plays classic Xbox games of course)
PlayStation Laptop: Same as above, but it uses Windows Vista and plays PS1/2/3
Wii Laptop: Same as above, but it uses Windows XP and plays Gamecube/Wii plus extra stuff so you can use it like a Wii
Sega Laptop: Ditto, Windows 98, Dreamcast/Saturn/Sega CD
How would this stuff work? Well, it would basically be Linux emulating everything. Also buttons to switch between the various systems.