Lets spam /qa/ with frog-poop.gif. Here below is a video link you can put in the embeded field .
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-GShYbNBVLQ
The Copypasta:
-~-haha, sorry nüsöicaca, looks like its time for me to take a dump!-~-
-~-let me just close the door so you dont have to see any of this-~-
-~-oh, its a big one! -~-==BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPP== -~-SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST ITS TEARING MY ASSHOLE APART-~-
==BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP==
-~-NÜSÖİCACA I THINK IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME ARRGGHHHHH-~- ==BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP==
-~-ITS SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE DOOR DOES NOTHING-~-
==BRAPBRAPBRABRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP==
-~-*flushes*-~-
-~-wew, anyways what were you saying?-~-
