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Good morrow, fair 'eens,
I have pondered much of late upon departing this our sharty in the month of September. The chief cause is mine own journey unto the university, yet moreover do I perceive this noble realm falling into decay, and waxing like unto another 4cuck of base repute. Ere thou brand me a melancholy knave or prophet of doom, suffer me to unfold the grievous ills that do presently rot this place, and which the jannies (those watchful guardians) will not mend nor yet address:

I.NAS/Jaks bereft of all original wit — naught but stale lures to bait the good folk and kindle rage most foul.
The lewd and wanton Ongezellig pornography, yea, and all manner of ribaldry upon the booru (and sometimes even here upon these boards). This site, they say, is meet for youths of sixteen summers, yet are they exposed to jests of interracial carnality most vile. Verily, 'tis EPI in full measure, and most especially that ongezellig filth from the year of our Lord 2023 upon the booru.

II.The hype train lieth cold and dead. No merry excitement stirreth for events (thanks be to slothful managers), no worthy raids are mounted, and all is given to doxxing of base nobodies who are not even numbered among the true pedos. Even when they be such paltry souls, the raids are of wretched quality, lacking all unity — some do spam most horrid gore whilst others cry out against it, breeding bitter infighting. And lo, the very same that spew forth gore are they that do cause raids to burn swift and perish.

III.The lords and owners of this domain do neglect it sore. Since Froot departed his stewardship, he hath brought in a new fellowship of mods who hide their faces like cowards in shadow. This cult of nameless personalities lacketh all humanity — none knoweth who these new jannies be, and ever do they add and remove boards that none doth use. The old proclamations and advertisements for those forsaken boards yet linger, though the boards themselves be cast into oblivion.

IV.Namefags abound. Most of them sow discord and strife, dragging their petty quarrels into boards unconcerned, and the jannies suffer it, though namefagging and avatarfagging stand forbidden by ancient decree. Behold, examples: Jo L and Protopoopy.

V.Scant community spirit cometh from jannies or managers — they ask not the good users to fashion banners or themes, whereby creativity is stifled and withereth away.

VI.Deeds most illegal and perilous. Doxxing is one matter, yet to assail a water plant in Canada or to threaten bombing upon the constables of the UK — these cross every bound of honour and do but summon the dread gaze of federal powers. The more such follies multiply, the swifter shall our sharty be torn asunder and cast down.

These, good 'eens, be the plagues I would lay bare concerning this our fellowship. On mine own part, I confess this website doth rot mine brain. All that was to be learned here have I gathered, and naught new or wondrous springeth forth. I have but newly attained mine nineteenth year, and fain would I turn mine eyes to brighter prospects, to live with hope and purpose, rather than to waste away upon the Bald man with glasses his domain.
Yet let me render humble thanks unto all ye 'eens, unto every thread, and unto all the merry sport and revelry we have shared. For me, alas, this chapter draweth to its close.
Fare thee well, and may fortune smile upon thee.

When amerikkkuck curses Vishnu but refuses to curse donal trump and his sister onlygan

Homer said:

When amerikkkuck curses Vishnu but refuses to curse donal trump and his sister onlygan

यह बिल्कुल सच है! अमेरिका के लोग महिलाओं के साथ सेक्स नहीं कर सकते, सिर्फ़ पुरुषों के साथ! 😂😂😂😂😂

I remember imagining doing something like this Infront of my classmates when i was younger

It's been years since this video was first posted, and I still haven't been able to make it to the end yet. This is the LiveLeak "holding a live firework until it explodes" equivalent of embarrassing yourself in public.

TeeThingus_Bonemantics said:

It's been years since this video was first posted, and I still haven't been able to make it to the end yet. This is the LiveLeak "holding a live firework until it explodes" equivalent of embarrassing yourself in public.

Best part? This isn't even the full video.

Turkaryan gem o algo

Jokes aside, he got dem moves but subpar song choice

OPShredder said:

Turkaryan gem o algo

Jokes aside, he got dem moves but subpar song choice

Actually surprisingly his moves aren't that bad,maybe it's t
Just me o algo

one of the best cringe videos ever

2, maybe 7

1 or 2

2 or 10

9

5

1, 2 or 6

Same kind of faggots who will shit on you for liking skibidi toilet, 67, and Italian brainrot btw

KeKino said:

Same kind of faggots who will shit on you for liking skibidi toilet, 67, and Italian brainrot btw

All gems except for 67 which is iron. (I think it's funny sometimes but not as good as the other two, but it's harmless and makes xittertroons dilate)

Is the TV guy supposed to be some character from the Disgusting Pedo Circus?

6gazillionbraps said:

Is the TV guy supposed to be some character from the Disgusting Pedo Circus?

I just looked up "SMG4 cast" and found that TV guy, apparently he's frkm nu-SMG4 but since nu-SMG4 is goyslop he does 100% look like a TADC character.

TitanTVMan said:

I just looked up "SMG4 cast" and found that TV guy, apparently he's frkm nu-SMG4 but since nu-SMG4 is goyslop he does 100% look like a TADC character.

Makes sense i guess because they're both made by A slop company Bitch Brapductions

TEN UPDOOTS??? WAOW!! Thank you so much, $WÅ

Replace Braptok with Chadtube Shorts

Three posts in a row
Dont expect me to comment or post anything for the following week as i have exams

>some literal who tranny on Xitter announced xis suicide by jumping down under water and drown
>got gorillion loves and quotes/replies

KeKino said:

>some literal who tranny on Xitter announced xis suicide by jumping down under water and drown
>got gorillion loves and quotes/replies

Aren't you the guy who created mexiaryan?

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Aren't you the guy who created mexiaryan?

I think he did, yeah.
@KeKino Are you aware of what you have brought onto the SoySphere?

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Aren't you the guy who created mexiaryan?

Yes I am the original creator (for the proto-type, not the modern one)

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

I think he did, yeah.
@KeKino Are you aware of what you have brought onto the SoySphere?

Yes, I am proud that my creation had technically became famous. And I miss those days

I look like this

TwnkH8er said:

I look like this

Dis nigga a turtle!

Portland Special Forces doing a Counter attack on SWA:

How much shekels does it cost to repair that garbage heli btw

I bet 50 million

Xhey really do identify as an attack helicopter

Got shot down again award

This made me LAUGH

*Trans muslim hindu partner

YEET! It's yeetno! (Yeet + kino).

Well meme’d my dude!

^^^

geg

Xe's le orchestra all by le self

@Sectionalism can you do a phenotype analysis on Flart?

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

@Sectionalism can you do a phenotype analysis on Flart?

He is alpine

Sectionalism said:

He is alpine

They have Alpines in Spain? Huh. Could he perhaps lead the Celiberian folk to glory?

Reddit but keyed

KeKino said:

Reddit but keyed

Reddit but it's 2018

TitanTVMan said:

Reddit but it's 2018

Lates 2010s Reddit is peak