Jesus is literally an important prophet in islam though?
Dank_Iran said:
true, we muslims respect jesus too
Huh, and muslims treat Jesus better than the joos. At least Palestinian sandniggers don’t force me to pay my taxes to support their country unlike Israeli kikes (no offense to sandies though)
I had to research a tiny bit of Islam for this, and apparently Muslims don't believe that Jesus' crucifixion ever happened. Like one explanation I found stated that Allah switched Jesus out Bugs Bunny-style beforehand to prevent his martyrdom, leaving him to die years later in India (likely of food poisoning). Now that I know this, both Mudslimes and Kikes are on the same clipped coin, as one side rejects his divinity and relishes his death, whilst the other rejects his divine purpose and greatest miracle three days later.
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Early prototype of upload rules I came up with Reccomended: MLG and old iFunny humour and just old Internet humour in general is encouraged Don't post content associated with autogynephilia/trannies, even if it's for bait
REQUIRED: No porn(I came from the sharty so maybe coinslot is allowed? If not tell me.) No material illegal under US law No material glorifying trannies No material that glorifies pedophiles or failtrolls or criminals in general Sounds good @PETRIXXX ?
Early prototype of upload rules I came up with Reccomended: MLG and old iFunny humour and just old Internet humour in general is encouraged Don't post content associated with autogynephilia/trannies, even if it's for bait
REQUIRED: No porn(I came from the sharty so maybe coinslot is allowed? If not tell me.) No material illegal under US law No material glorifying trannies No material that glorifies pedophiles or failtrolls or criminals in general Sounds good @PETRIXXX ?
Also no safe edgy humor such as "britain or france le bad" or "rip and tear transphobes"