triumvirate

The triumvirate is the ruling trio of SWAbooru consisting of the Kaiser, Chef & Chancellor. This tri-admin system is put in place for efficiency, balance & representation for a safe and secure $wøciety. Le_Niqqa, LordB8R and SandpaperCondoms were the original triumvirate of $WÅ back in 2014.

The Kaiser is the head admin of the site, leader of the $WÅ clan and King of Deep iFunny. The current Kaiser is his royal highnesd PETRIXXX, successor of King Will Ferrell. The Kaiser has the role of managing the site, telling the chef what to do, advertising the site, knighting users as jannies, running the official youtube channel, LARPing and more. The $WÅ Kaiser is a real monarch and anyone who says otherwise is a kaiserphobic bigot. Anyone who becomes the Kaiser retains the role until resignation or death. The successor is whomever is chosen by the current Kaiser, though family is preferred as it is a royal office even though my the site probably won't live to be inherited by my son. There will be a coronation event for the Kaiser in ROBLOX at some point.

The Chef is the developer of the site and owner of the servers. The Chef is the most important role as the entire site would fall into disrepair and collapse without him. The current Chef is his excellency, TeeThingus Bonematics, successor to iFunny Chef. The Chef has the role of adding new features and maintaining the servers. He is the most important as he is the de-facto owner of the site & can depose the Kaiser and Chancellor, but it would backfire because I said so. The Chef is also somewhat slow as danbooru has spaghetti code.

The Chancellor is a co-admin and represents the users. The current Chancellor is his excellency, Sectionalism, selected due to popularity. The Chancellor's roles include filling in for the Kaiser when he's absent, settling disputes, serving as a popular figure for $WÅ and more. The Chancellor is a democratic position. Every November, an election is held for a multitude of candidates to be voted in as the new co-admin. The electoral process will be kept secret until it is campaigning season.

TL;DR
PETRIXXX is Donald Trump
TeeThingus Bonenatics is Elon Musk
Sectionalism is JD Vance