planned feature list (locked)

If this site is to succeed then it must experience great changes and improvements to house a community the likes of old ifunny & old newgrounds. Here are some features the triumvirate will add over the following year:

Profile Pictures - Already in development, will be a way to display yourself (ETA april)
Custom Emojis - Already in development, will mainly consist of rage faces, ifunnyized rage faces (the site icon for example), dolan characters and shrek faces as well as some misc shit (ETA april)
Wiki - A full mediawiki site, not the shitty wiki installed now. Will be developed by me assuming the chef can host it (ETA late april/may)
Watermark - A thin strip advertising the site will be added below every new post based on the pre-2015 iFunny watermark, being green or purple instead of orange depending on the uploader's CSS theme (ETA may/june)
Caption studio - Used to caption all file types. There will be two options; a top caption based on the old gif captions including embedding the site icon in the corner & a bottom caption based on the old image captions. The stupid bug where the lowercase "j" looks like a lowercase "i" will be fixed (ETA april-early june)
Comic Maker - The holy grail of upcoming features, the comoc maker will be an expanded version of the OG one. Extra faces will be added such as soyjaks and dolans. Limits like PNGs not working & limited resizing will be removed. (ETA summer)
Impact meme maker - The last pillar of iFunny studio. Self explanatory, though there will be a research team to fetch the old meme pics as well as new ones (ETA may-july)
Other meme studio options - Demotivational maker, SmartphOWNED maker, JS paint, etc. (ETA varies)
Font hacks - >greentexts, <orangetexts, ==BIG OL RED TEXT== and other such things. Spoiler alert: we already have spoilertext (ETA varies)
Image embedding - Embed posts by doing [thumb]69[/thumb] like on soybooru. The forums may also have the ability to upload images so stuff like raids doesn't clog the 'log with random shit
Flash - SWFs can be posted on the 'llective through ruffle, you will have to upload a thumbnail alongside it (ETA april/may)
Minecraft server - Alpha 1.2.6 survival based off the philosophies of old soycraft. Every 3 weeks there will be a referendum to upgrade it to the next version, though Beta 1.7.3 will be the version for an extended period of time, and if Release 1.7.10 is reached, the upgrades will be replaced with the addition of mods. I will host this myself (ETA whenever I get a job)
CSS changes - This site will have improvements to make it more usable and look less like a 1999 japanese gooncave. Other themes such as a frutiger aero theme and a bruhfunny theme will be added with their own watermarks. The default theme may end up having some frutiger stuff because skeumorohism is aryan. There will also be changes like an imageboard banner, the updoot being replaced with something else, stuff being moved around to look more like ifunny, "favorites" being rebranded as "republishes" and more. (ETA varies)
Featured posts - The booru feature of pinning a post will be added as a "meme of the week". There will also be a featured tab, every other day 20-60 of the dankest memes will be handpicked as a pool/tag that only the jannies can see and edit. (ETA whenever the community is active enough)
Subscriptions - You will be able to subscribe to your favorite accounts and see everything they post & favorite/repub (ETA whenever the community is diverse enough)
Forum improvements - The forums will be upgraded to be much more compatible for discussions, raids & adventure threads than the glorified suggestion box that danbooru's is. (ETA varies)
BruhfunnyModerator - The comment bot from Bruhfunny will be sent over to comment on every post or be infused with brappingbot (ETA may-september)