alantheism

Religion that believes in the nature of science, and they also believe in the holy trinity of Dr Fauci, Michelin Man and alan other prominent figures include Nietzsche (Neechy), Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins who's responsible for writing alantheist holy book "The God Delusion" they also believe in the afterlife, if you do good things you end up in a White Screen, if you do bad things you end up in a Red/Black screen and they also practice poopy butt transfer one of the most important practices in alantheism.

Though there is some confusion on the subject, as a group of alantheists have been clitty leaking online over the footage of a charizard cluelessly asking "but who's that Alan they're talking of?"