2025 happenings

January 1st - New year starts off with niglists being made by literalwhos
January 2nd - KingSkulltor blocks everyone and gets excommunicated from the atheist church
January 8th - Memeburger is launched privately, 6 users join
January 9th - PETRIXXX invited to Memeburger by dude who made the SMG4 slopjak edits
January 20th - Donald Trump inagurated as 47th president, causing several iFunniers such as Zaoist to dedicate their accounts into being boring as fuck
January 23rd - Herobrine joins Memeburger and begins giving invite codes to select users
January 29th - SWABooru released for 30 minutes until both users realize posting doesn't work
January 31st - Gxbe (the guy who made that sans transformation meme) passes away
February 4th - PETRIXXX makes SWA group chat, begins rolling out #offensive memes again
February 14th - Crawlz birthday sees Lester address the heist issue and a skinny nice guy shits in a couple's smoothie
February 15th - Furries steal the 10 million GET on /soy/ from their /bp/ containment board. Soyjakkers mobilize for revenge and begin spamming the board to death. Late at night, /swa/ joins in and wipes 90% of the catalog with a classic kaiser meme
February 16th - Another /swa/ member spams theright_bryan memes on /bp/ and steals the board's 50000 GET. The board is deleted a few hours later. SWABooru launched to the public with PETRIXXX as Kaiser, TeeThingus as Chef and Sectionalism as Chancellor.
February 19th - Zaoist gets mad when PETRIXXX tells him to stop spamming Twitter & 4chan screenshots and blocks him, demanding a written apology and blocking other people who think he's being a retard.
February 26th - Season 4 of Teh PETRIXXX Show premieres.
February 28th - In response to Shrek 5 and the release of "minions.party", PETRIXXX encourages the spam of Shrek posts. BuongiornoPrincipessa, also known less harder to pronounce as LifeIsBeautiful, releases a translation of a Russian book titled "Underwater Farmers". Wide and LordExor cite rumors of a chapter encouraging female communists being sent to the dog camps.
March 4th - PupperBlitz is deployed to Ukraine, apparently already selling his asshole to troops. Cowe has not been on iFunny for over a year.
March 10th - All of the faces on comic maker are deleted except the stupidity, serious and surprised faces.
March 12th - FormerFemcel gets blacked and takes bbc
March 14th - iFunny's image server is hacked, causing thousands of random posts to be replaced with "hope you have backups". In response, PETRIXXX advertises SWABooru to the app with a mixed response. SWABooru receives several new users from the post. Simbu_Lyon comes back from Dopameme.
March 16th - Jocks prevent anyone from watching the new Looney Tunes movie. A survey thread is posted on /swa/ by PETRIXXX
March 18th - Half of all profile pics are wiped.
March 21st - Froot enacts the 5 board plan on soyjak.party, locking /swa/ in the process and moving the gif caption megathread to /mtv/
Match 25th - Gibby shares his thoughts on the 'log. Copyright, character & meta threads are now colored separately.
April 1st - saar we make da swabooru 10 and upgrade da petrix show to be mature and raype woman with bobs and vagene rapril fools ya kuchh aur
April 2nd - The /swa/ link is replaced with an official forum. Nintendo reveals more about the Switch 2, pricing the games at $80-$90. Reggie reveals this is so niggers can't afford them.
April 15th - Soyjak.party 420 bleach$c0pes 4cuck off the server after 4cuck talked shit about the Sharty on his Kinect mic

This will be updated until the real wiki drops.