A Useless Nigger War, also known as a Shitflinging Contest, Brapping Competition, or Twerk Off, is an online phenomenon defined by two individuals or two groups of retards yelling at each other over nothing. List of Useless Nigger Wars: -Israel-Palestine War -All of the Soyphere -Nords vs. Meds -Nords vs. Slavs -Nords vs. Celts -Nords vs. Germanics -Nords vs. Anglos -Nords vs. Imperials -Nords vs. Bretons -Nords vs. Cambodians -Nords vs. Nords -India vs. Pakistan