Ngl, I think we should dedicate a whole day to DYAHS because that Roblox noob saved my uncle from choking on a Denny's onion ring around a decade ago and I still owe him for that.
Ngl, I think we should dedicate a whole day to DYAHS because that Roblox noob saved my uncle from choking on a Denny's onion ring around a decade ago and I still owe him for that.
Ngl, I think we should dedicate a whole day to DYAHS because that Roblox noob saved my uncle from choking on a Denny's onion ring around a decade ago and I still owe him for that.
Around 2018's summer break, we were doing my uncle's little bachelor party day thing before the day of his wedding, and we went out on town and got shitfaced. Since I was the designated negro, I was forced not to have fun with everyone else, drive the car, handle funds, that type of great stuff. At the end of the day, unc wanted to finish up the booze cruise with a visit to his local Denny's for a meal fit for a king. We devoured actual shit from the ass for like an hour straight, and all of a sudden he stopped chewing due to his utter inebriation and began wheezing and struggling due to the onion ring stuck down in his breather. None of us knew the Heimlich maneuver at this point, either due to inexperience or drunkenness, so we were going like "Big nigga's choking! Big nigga's choking!" trying to get the bimbo that carried our food out or whoever else to notice. Suddenly, a cosplayer from the convention several blocks down (think it was sort of related to Comic-Con, but not exactly affiliated) who happened to be there after a long day's conventioning lunges behind him and does the maneuver, saving his life. I locked "eyes" with that Roblox noob as he silently nodded and went back to his table after saving my uncle's life. We never got a name or face out of him, so I just remember him as the Roblox noob.
