teh plot: petrixxx and navy were just making le funny sm64 blooperinos until da fuggen fandumbs invaded the valley of swa, and they bribed jewtube to take down petrixxx's channel because it wasn't affirming, coalling up the place and making it safe edgy, so they both go on a adventure to where these fags came from and bleachscope them, about Ϫ worlds you have to go through to save queen derpinston before she is forced to poon out by 'doctor' (((QUARTERBREWBERGOWITZ))), also duggie helps you on the way because his house got crushed by a giant goyslop animation 'meme' maker, also cuz you promised him "da new Call o Dootiss" and a lifetime supply of "friied cheeken and waotermoothis" if he helped you, i dunno how to make rom hacks btw