Conspiracy thread

ITT we post conspiracy theories we believe in.
I'll start: 2020 was a psyop. Nothing that happened that year (other than the killing of Saint Floyd of Fent) was genuine. Truly the fakest and gayest year of all time.

All of it got memory-holed. The lockdown/mask/whatever debate got swamped out by the vax debate, and now that's what we remember Coovid being about despite it happening after the election. Geriatrics took the most important years of my entire life away because they wanted to maximize the chance that they get to live 3 more miserable aching, sagging, cystic years and I hate thinking about it.

Allergies are created by the government

Digital ID verification will inevitably lead to the mark of the Beast (rev 13:16-18)