I binged the entirety of that goofy tranalog horror artluC Files series I found in post #5168. Everything around it is inhumanly funny.
>artluC vs. Jason Voorhees
No diff! Submerge that disfigured r-tard's head under the lake until bubbles stop rising!>artluC vs. Predator
No diff! He looks right at the cloaked illegal alien and makes him brown his trousers and die shortly of cholera as HE is the one true predator!>artluC vs. Freddie Kruger
No diff! He buttrapes Freddie in the nightmare dimension until he dies of hyper-AIDS as HE is the one true predator!>artluC vs. The Thing
No diff! Instantly dispatches the creature at the immediate beginning of the movie because he kicks dogs for FUN!>artluC vs. The Bye Bye Man
No diff! He cyberbullies on AIM with names like "The PeePee PooPoo Man" until he has enough and becomes "The Hanged Man!">artluC vs. Ao Oni
No diff! Purple thumb's POV of the battle between them: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GZAL7pTQzU0&pp=ygUSQW8gT25pIHJhcGluZyB0aW1l>artluC vs. Albert Wesker
No diff! He pisses all over Wesker with his superheated LAVA URINE (he is like some sort of demon o algo, they do that)!>artluC vs. Sonic.exe
No diff! He goes back in time and caves-in JC-the-Hyena's skull before he could create that creepypasta, as HE is the only one who could predate children!>artluC vs. King Boo from Luigi's Mansion
No diff! He goes "King Boo? More like King Boobs!" and proceeds to motorboat him until he fully dissipates from reality!>artluC vs. Mr. X
No diff! He kneels on and snaps Mr. X's fat nigga neck because he mistook him as Malcolm X!>artluC vs. Herobrine
No diff! He locks that Roblox ripoff inside a giant pickle jar and chortles as he drowns to death!>artluC vs. That Whistling Cunt
No diff! He locks that Minecraft ripoff inside a speaker chamber and sniggers as he succumbs to the sheer power of early 2010s dubstep!>artluC vs. Polybius
No diff! He unplugs the arcade cabinet and spits on the circuit board!>artluC vs. William Afton
No diff! He urinates on him until his springlocks fail, immediately immolating because artluC's piss is STILL lava!>artluC vs. Bubble Head Nurse
No diff! He rapes her to death!>artluC vs. Pamela Voorhees
No diff! He rapes her to death!>artluC vs. Christine (1983)
No diff! He rapes her to death!>artluC vs. Sadako
No diff! He rapes her to second death!Is there any horror character out there this endearing specimen cannot beat?
