I've been cleaning out my phone today, and I found the original uncensored version of my Monkey Madness post sitting in Artstudio. I believe I should post it here for archival reasons, as this was one of my more popular posts and one that survived several years straight of vicious automodding, but I have some holdups due to it being my most unbelievably insane, utterly vulgar textpost to this very day. I can try to explain the thought process behind creating it, but I still have no idea if it would still be acceptable for this place anyways.
The Point of Monkey Madness
Back in 2021(?), when iFunny was degrading at a rapid pace due to several factors (coomer accounts, latinx horde, and whatnot), I really wanted to create something that would visualize my frustrations with such people. One swarthoid in particular that had gained my attention, and one that I have mentioned before elsewhere, is an "artist" called JAPversus (https://ifunny.co/user/JAPversus). I think his stuff looks like shit, and the fact that he actively lusts for a young girl from the anime "Girls' Last Tour" named Yuuri, going as far as describing her as his wife is extremely creepy, perverted behavior that suits his skin color perfectly. I was brainstorming what I can do to insult him the best while scrolling through the recent images of DeviantArt's "Mario" tag when I stopped upon the most absurd photo I could experience in that moment.
It was that one meme at the time that sucked major dick and wasn't all that funny, the "I receive yahdah, yahdah, you receive rahdah, rahdah" one that had the greasy guy with the long nose. Except for whatever reason, the creator thought it necessary to make the guy Tiny Kong, from the Donkey Kong series, but with balloon tits. It was such a dumb sight to encounter right then and there, and I was so insulted with the creator trying to insert his fetishes using memes that something clicked inside my brain that reenacted the scene from "The Croods" where Nicolas Cage gets an idea and freaks out. I immediately swiped that image, imported it inside Artstudio, and ended up typing the most vulgar string of sentences feasible and posted it right then and there with extremely little fuss from automod on the third or fourth edit I had to make.
Yeah, so basically, the post about being patient zero for "Monkey Madness" and wanting to ravenously rape a fictional ape is based on JAPversus.
The post achieved several hundred smiles, and some oldheads you know could've experienced it back then before it was hidden by a forgotten facet of automod. I'm not sure though, as my presence on the app was purposefully stuck to the shadows, so anyone could've seen anything. Should I post the image, or is it a no-go due to the subject matter and the clear use of a fetish image for the multiple punchlines?
