Dear God:
Please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference. Please enact total boomer death, as well as total leftist death. (I'd ask for the other total deaths but then we would have nothing to kek at.) Please make Valium appear on my desk tomorrow afternoon at 3:00 PM, 3:30 would also work. Please remove my autis- wait no don't, I wouldn't be funny without it. Please keep providing us with more creator lore, so that we may kek at his degeneracy. Amen, and a womenofafricanancestoryorsomething.
