I've been geeked the fuck out and haven't touched my video making tools since my channel got shut down and I've hardly focused on shit so I'll get back to you on that
Posted under /bp/
Mario, sick of Wario brapping up his home after he Manifest Destiny'ed it à la Mario Land 2, forms a team of other "-arios" to defeat him. You can make a lot of good jokes with the "-ario" concept, but here's a few:
Oiram - Reversal of Mario. Inverted colors, impossible to understand due to reversal of sentences. Doesn't jump.
Jario - A Mario action figure stuck in a mason jar. Complains repeatedly about there being no air holes in the container. Immediately foiled by Wario when he packs him in a box and sends him to Gjilan, Kosovo.
Lucario - It's a Pokemon card of Lucario that is supposedly the most capable of the group and is regularly propped up with some other object. All other "-arios" treat this as a character that has something to contribute to the plot, when in reality, it's an inanimate object.
Lario - It's just Luigi in Mario's clothes. He tries really hard to convince others that he is his own separate character, but it's obvious that he's Luigi.
BARio - A M1918 Browning automatic rifle with Mario's lower half. All dialog from this character consists of it firing around the room and forcing the rest of the on-screen cast into cover. Despite being a weapon capable of achieving their goals, no one realizes they can shoot Wario with him.
The Cooler Wario - Wario wearing sunglasses. He's actually just Wario inserting himself in the group to undermine it from within and everyone believes him to be someone unrelated to him. There should be no cases for both Wario and The Cooler Wario to be in the same scene together except for ONE particular scene for a joke.
