I am undeleting this post. For anyone outside the loop here: This post is jejworthy due to miraculously bypassing iFunny's draconian automod system when other, far more passive and safe content would instantly be blackholed/gunted as a result of poor programming. The original post survived for quite a while, reaching a form of notoriety as a result. It is, for better or worse, historically relevant to the culture of iF.